Since we are on the topic of
Comedy, I thought I would troll the
Texas Legislature for recently proposed Bills. I doubt there will ever be anything as humorous as the Bill proposing a ban on lewd cheerleading, but I can hope. (Note: I of course think lewd cheerleading should be discouraged... my amusement was picturing the legislative committee renting a bus to travel Texas and research lewd cheerleading.) Today has come close with the
Report on HB 824, a Bill seeking "to promote fathers' involvement with their children before birth." I suspect that they mean before the birth of the child... not the father. Prenatal-patriarchy should also be encouraged. Here are some suggested activities in which a father and his unborn child could engage (traditional father/child activities don't conjure a pleasant image):
- Reading
- Singing
- Going to the zoo
- Bugging mom
- Charades
- Watching football
- Not doing the dishes
- Pantomime
- Sleeping on the couch
- Modern Dance - Martha Gramm
Now that I think about it, there is probably a dearth of prenatal-parenting-legislation. What other legislation do we need?
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