Christmas is a time of miracles, but not all miracles. Sadly, the TSA Airport Security set did not make it through Customs at LAX in time for Christmas morning. Apparently, x-rays of x-rays create an intellectual paradox for security protocol. Does a full body scan of a full body scan put your clothing back on, thus hiding the Norwegian fruit cake you hoped to eat on the plane that no longer provides food? When the package arrived today (opened and missing the wand and zip-cuffs), frankly, I was disappointed; if I had only read the reviews on Amazon. Shoes do not come off, suitcase does not open, only one person waiting in line...
For a birthday present, I have ordered the Interrogation Room with poseable drug-dog.
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