More Druids, Fewer Auto Accidents

Despite success in lowering the number of fatalities along Austria's motorways, the once secret Druid Blackspot Eradication Project has been cancelled. A number of years ago, ASFINAG (Austria's highway department) hired a full-time team of druids to remove the negative energy along the most treacherous highways. Fearing ridicule, the highway department kept the Druid Project secret until they could show success in the numbers. After Druids installed quartz monoliths and prayed with divining rods, the highway fatality rates dropped dramatically. Along one stretch, the average fatality rate dropped from 6 to 0. Arch Druid Wolfgang Hanisch is disheartened by the termination of the Druid Project... innocent lives are at stake. You cannot put the stones just anywhere along the side of the road. To effectively dispel the negative radiation, you need special divining rods and competent Druids who can properly use them.