Waco: Cloudy with chance of Apocalypse
Concerned about whether it would rain today, I checked Waco's weather at Weather Underground. According to their meteorologists, the Apocalypse is nigh: they have issued the following alert "Fire Weather Warning." Wear something cool, preferably flame retardant.
No Four Horsemen, but the day is not over yet. It did rain water.
ReplyDeleteI wore flame retardant underwear, but now I think I have a rash. Know any good lawyers?
ReplyDeleteSounds criminal. Seek the counsel of the good Judge Moon.
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