On some days, the best entertainment is not the comics or the Office, but the news. Fiction can be fun, but what humans actually come up with and carry out is far more amusing (if not disturbing). Here are few recent news topics:
5 year old Suri (daughter of Cruise and Holms) makes Glamour Magazine's Best Dressed Women list. Having reviewed the photos, she has a great wardrobe, but she is missing certain essentials like Bratz shirts and SquareBob-SpongePants sneakers. The high-heels are a bit much.
Worlds longest cigar. The dictatorial regime of Cuba has long suffered an inferiority complex being in the shadow Florida.
In a coke deal gone wrong, the buyer called police to file a consumer complaint. The dealer shorted the buyer $40 in change. The would be a case for the ducking stool punishment.
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