A Return to Meta-Listing

Having considered and rejected possible List-Day topics such as Best 80's Songs and Childhood Fears, I realized the well had run dry.  It is time for a real Meta-Listing List Day.  What are your suggestions for List-Day topics?

Today's List Day topic: What should future List-Day topics be?  

As with any group project, a few rules are needed.  There will be a topic.  As far as the length of the list, I have given this some thought.  A list of One, is not a list.  Two to a list is too harsh: only first and last place.  The minimum entries shall be Three, and Three it shall be.  For the sake of brevity, Five will be the max.

Here are my suggestions:

• Names not to give to a child you love.
• If I had a desktop mini-cannon, I would ______. (fill in the blank)
• Alternate titles for Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour.